Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Shockwave Tremors Threaten Gamers Worldwide

A leaked report from the inside is causing hysteria with fans worldwide.  Because of this, Gamewave Interactive has finally decided to go public with the news that has, up until now, been a highly sensitive secret.

This coming Friday night at 10pm EST will be the launch of a new page in history.    For the first time, since the internet has been invented, American players will now be able to experience an immersive 3D RPG MMO within their web browser!  This ground-breaking game is called “War of Thrones and this new dimension in entertainment is causing shockwaves to ripple out around the planet, with tidal wave warnings coming into full effect in Malaysia, China and coastal regions of the United States.   Some say that the very tremors initiated by this explosive event may even trigger the San Andreas Fault lines and send California into the Pacific.

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Where some analysts are critical of the dire side effects created by an event of such monumental proportions, gamers are excited and think that the  “shacking, rumbling and tumbling” effects of the earthquakes are actually enhancing their online gameplay experience, provided, of course, that their internet connection is not interrupted.

Not live and playable until Friday night at 10pm, this phenomena is causing thousands of gamers to sit immobile, staring at their computer screens in a catatonic state as they watch the minutes tick by in a breathless suspense.  Some YouTube videos are surfacing that detail this strange occurrence that is baffling doctors worldwide.

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Launch day is this Friday, November 18th, 2011 at 10pm.   The company is warning players not to try playing the game without an extensive medical examination and a green light from your doctor.

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